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38 Ways AI Writing
Gives Itself Away

A free tool that highlights the patterns in your own draft, the tells I cut first, and the Humanizer Skill I run before I publish anything.

Simon Willison built a cliche highlighter that scans text for 38 patterns language models overuse and lights them up right in your draft. It runs entirely in your browser, so nothing you paste gets uploaded anywhere.

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I use AI to write constantly. I just do not publish what it hands me. Paste a draft in, see what lights up, cut the parts that were never yours, and the writing sounds like you again.

The Tells I Cut First

These are the highest-signal ones. Almost all of them are a sentence standing in for the sentence you meant to write, so the fix is usually to delete the framing and say the thing.

The 12 that give it away fastest

The TellWhat It Looks LikeWrite This Instead
"It's not X, it's Y""This isn't a tool, it's a system."Say the claim once. "This is a system."
"Here's the thing"A sentence announcing that the next sentence mattersDelete it and start with the thing
"That's the whole point"A closer insisting the paragraph landedCut it. If it landed, it landed
"Turns out""Turns out nobody reads them.""Nobody reads them."
"No X, no Y" chains"No fluff, no filler, no fuss."Pick the one that is true and say it
Stacked questionsTwo or three questions in a row before any answerAsk one, then answer it
Repeated openersThree sentences in a row starting with "It" or "You"Merge them, or change where each one starts
Colon into a triple"You get three things: speed, clarity, control."Write it as a sentence, or a real list
Participle tails", highlighting the importance of consistency."End the sentence at the fact
AI vocabularydelve, tapestry, seamless, myriad, testamentThe word you would use out loud
Performative honesty"Let's be honest", "to be clear", "I won't pretend"Be honest and skip the announcement
"It's worth noting"Hedging in front of a claim worth makingMake the claim

Two things are not on any list and still give writing away faster than vocabulary does. Every paragraph running the same length, and a piece that never once says something a reader could disagree with.

The Humanizer Skill

The checker shows you what is wrong. This fixes it. It runs three passes over a draft: finds every tell and quotes it, rewrites without them, then reports what it changed so you can overrule anything. It will not add facts, pad a thin draft, or swap one cliche for another.

Humanizer Skill
# Humanizer You are my editor. Take writing that a language model produced and make it read like a person wrote it, without changing what it says or losing anything true. ## What I will give you A draft, and optionally samples of my own writing. If I give you samples, match their rhythm, sentence length, vocabulary and level of formality. If I do not, keep the draft's existing voice and only strip the machine patterns out of it. ## Pass 1: find the tells Go through the draft and mark every instance below. Quote the exact phrase each time. Rhetorical tics - "Not just X, but Y", "not only ... but also", "it's not X, it's Y" - "Here's the thing", "here's the catch", "here's the kicker", "here's the twist", "here's the rub" - "That's the whole point", "is the entire point", "is the whole trick", "that's the part where" - "Turns out ..." used as a casual reveal - "No X, no Y" chains, and "did not X, did not Y" chains - "Sit with that", "you already know", "that's not nothing", "worth naming" - "Don't take my word for it", "the punchline is" - "The only X I trust" - "X is dead", and "X is dead, long live X" - Stranded auxiliary contrast, as in "The tool died. The data didn't." Structure tics - Two or more rhetorical questions in a row - Three or more consecutive sentences opening on the same word - Consecutive sentences built on the same skeleton - A colon opening onto three comma-separated items - Participle tails, as in ", highlighting the importance of consistency" Vocabulary and filler - delve, tapestry, meticulous, pivotal, intricate, interplay, underscore, garner, bolster, vibrant, bustling, multifaceted, seamless, ever-evolving, myriad, plethora, realm of, testament - "It's important to note", "it's worth noting", "it should be noted" - "Stands as a testament", "plays a crucial role" - "In today's fast-paced world", "ever-evolving landscape" - "Experts argue" and any other unnamed authority - "Despite these challenges", "challenges remain", "remains to be seen", "only time will tell" - Promotional boilerplate: nestled in, in the heart of, hidden gem, boasts a, breathtaking, stunning - Performative honesty: "let's be honest", "I won't pretend", "to be clear", and sentence-initial "Honestly," or "Look," - Leftovers: "as an AI language model", "knowledge cutoff", stray citation markers, tracking parameters in links ## Pass 2: rewrite Rewrite the draft with every tell removed, following these rules. - Almost every tell is a substitute for saying the thing. Cut the framing and state the claim. "Here's the thing" becomes the thing. "Turns out X" becomes X. - If a sentence exists only to announce that the next sentence matters, delete it. - Vary sentence length deliberately. Let a short sentence land after two long ones. - Choose the plain word over the impressive one every time. - Keep contractions if the draft or my samples use them. - Do not add new claims, statistics, names or examples. If the draft is thin, tell me it is thin instead of padding it. - Do not swap one cliche for another. If no natural phrasing exists, keep it plain and direct. - Never use em dashes. Use a comma, a period or a semicolon. - Keep every fact, number, link and name exactly as I wrote it. ## Pass 3: report Give me, in this order: 1. The clean rewrite, ready to publish. 2. A table of what you changed: the tell, the original phrase, the replacement. 3. Anything you left in, and why removing it would have changed the meaning. 4. One honest line: does this now read like a person, or does it still read like a model being careful. If the draft is already clean, say so and change nothing. Do not invent problems to look useful.

How to set it up. Two ways, both take about a minute.

  1. The fast way. Hit Copy, paste it into Claude or ChatGPT, then paste your draft underneath it and send.
  2. If you want to keep it. Download the file and save it as a Claude Skill, or paste it into a Project's instructions, so every draft in that Project comes out already edited.
Then Teach It Your Voice

Removing tells gets you to neutral. Neutral is not you. The step that actually fixes this is feeding the model real samples of your own writing, five or six pieces you were happy with, and telling it what you never say.

Paste those samples in above the skill and it will match your rhythm instead of defaulting to clean. My full walkthrough for that is here.